Ifs...

If I am hungry, will you cook for me?
If I am sad, will you make me happy?
If I am stressed, will you make me laugh?

If I dun like her, will you stay away from her?

If I am sick, will you take care of me?
If I become old and ugly, will you still love me?

If.. I am poor, will you give me money?

Heh.