Been quite some time since we caught up with each other. Even though we share the same office, we seldom have time for small talks. You see, she's from the globalization team, and I, the poor one serving clients as a project personnel. Sometimes, its fun talking to her. She loves asking lame riddles that leaves me scratching my head for very long. VERY VERY LONG at times.
Su Sze: Eh, ask you ar, what do you call a deer without an eye?
Me: Ehhh...
*After 5 mins
Me: Ehhhhh. I give up la!
Su Sze: No eye deer la! No i-dea... geddit?
Me: ... ...
Su Sze: Ok ok, another one. What do you call a deer without an eye that's dead?
Me: I know, i know! *Trying to act smart* Die die no idea!
Su Sze: Wrong! Its still no idea!
Me: Huh?!
Su Sze: "Still" mah.. means not moving at all lo..
Me: ... ...
Su Sze: Ok, last one. What do you call a deer without an eye that's wounded and dead?
Me: *Close to tears* I dooooonoooooo....
Su Sze: Still bloody no idea la! Wounded = Bloody!
Me: *Fainted on the spot
Luckily, the waitress saved my life, she arrived in time with the mouth-watering food in front of me.
Ai sei.. how nice can it be? Just look at the before/after pictures..
I can lick the plate so clean, they dun have to wash it.


4 comments:
Walao.. how can you sabo me like this... aduh summo my name is not protected OMG... and that pic is damn ugly lor gosh.. KNS tsk tsk...
okay admit last night was a good dinner.. with feliz leng lui around i can slowly have my meal.. really slowly type haha.. cause you said so.. and we really have a good chat muahaha.. funny stuff.. i got more lame jokes.. when you're unhappy tell me, sms me, email me or anything i will be there to cheer you up.. so that you stop complaint about account servicing life hehe.. and i will also check did the taxi uncle sell you off or not.. i think yesterday the uncle was funny cause im a freak that cannot differentiate left & right.. haha..
Walao.. how can you sabo me like this... aduh summo my name is not protected OMG... and that pic is damn ugly lor gosh.. KNS tsk tsk...
Muahaha.. I'll so
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