*For the already pregnant, will be pregnant and pregnant wanna-bes. (Husbands included)*
Alert, alert! Wifey is pregnant, what to do?! Fret not, I am here to help with the latest guide book for all new parents out there!
You bundle the baby up. Not 'tabao' it.
So 'Ewwww'. Dun. Ever. Do. That. Drinking 2 more sips when you're thirsty is not allowed as well. 
The above does not really help.
We're in SG now. Go for a chinese auntie that is in her 50s, with short curly hair and can whip mean dishes like 'lor bak, curry and laksa (for you) and nice potato carrot porridge (for the baby)' If she can help to clean the house? BETTER!
If you want to sacrifice your limited edition sneakers/ pumps, then go ahead. Just make sure it's clean.
If you buckle your kid via the wrong way. You do not need the guide anymore. You need a Optometrist. 
That goes the same for monopoly, back gammon, and other board games hor. Not just chess.Well, just for laughs! To the future moms & dads. Well, mostly for the Dads. Haha.
1 comment:
I was browsing random blogs and saw yours.
Rofl. I love these! :P Absolutely brilliant... they should have them on the outside of every pregnancy test kit, just in case.
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